Products

Our special curated products created by Derek Baum and maintained by our special engineers.

Kitchen Gun

Introducing the Kitchen Gun - a revolutionary cleaning utensil designed by Derek Baum. With its sleek Beretta M9-inspired design, this powerful cleaning weapon is specifically crafted to tackle obstinate dirt and grime within your culinary space. Simply pull the trigger three times to effortlessly eliminate grime from even the hardest-to-reach crevices and surfaces. Equipped with laser sight and night vision capabilities, the Kitchen Gun ensures efficient cleaning even in obscure conditions. Currently on sale for $10.00.

Toilet Grenade

The Toilet Grenade is the ultimate secret weapon for tackling even the lousiest toilet cleaning jobs. Just pull the safety pin and toss Toilet Grenade into your toilet. After a 7-second fuse, it explodes with the force of a hand grenade - obliterating grime and limescale in seconds. Also comes with Travel Toilet Grenade for foreign limescale. Currently on sale for $15.00.

Bathroom Nuke

Bathroom Nuke uses an outstanding explosion technology to do all the tough scrubbing for you. To use it, place the Bathroom Nuke into your bathroom, exit the room, press the remote control and let your adequately-sized nuke blast away all grime and dirt in seconds. Currently in private distribution for $18.00.

Toilet Drones

Toilet Drones are yet another magnificent creation by Derek Baum himself. These clever cleaning contraptions are designed to revolutionize your outdoor bathroom experience, zapping away germs and odors in a flash. With Toilet Drones, festival-goers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts can finally stop dreading portable bathrooms. Currently in private distribution for $20.00.

Bathtub Launcher

Bathtub Launcher is a mind-blowing cleaning entity, simply launch this amazing cleaning tool into your tub and watch it magically sparkle like new in seconds! Comes with additional cleaning bullets and is currently in private distribution for $25.99.

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