Welcome to the Kitchen Gun Homepage! Here you will find magnificent creations by the legendary Derek Baum himself. There are a variety of tools that can be used such as the Kitchen Gun, which tackles dirt and grime found in kitchens, and Toilet Grenade, which eliminates dirt found in toilet bowls.
Our special curated products, made by Derek Baum.
A revolutionary cleaning utensil designed by Derek Baum. With its sleek Beretta M9-inspired design, this powerful cleaning weapon is specifically crafted to tackle obstinate dirt and grime within your culinary space. Simply pull the trigger three times to effortlessly eliminate grime from even the hardest-to-reach crevices and surfaces.
The ultimate secret weapon for tackling even the lousiest toilet cleaning jobs. Simply pull the safety pin and toss Toilet Grenade into your toilet. After a 7-second fuse, it explodes with the force of a hand grenade.
The Bathroom Nuke uses an amazing explosion technology to do all the tough scrubbing for you. Just place it in your bathroom, exit the room, press the remote control and let your adequately-sized Bathroom Nuke blast away all grime and dirt in seconds. Currently in private distribution.
Bathtub Launcher is a mind-blowing cleaning entity, simply launch this amazing cleaning tool into your tub and watch it magically sparkle like new in seconds! Comes with additional cleaning bullets and is currently in private distribution.
Are you tired of dealing with dirt and grime? Are you interested in advanced weaponry? If you said yes to both of these questions, The Derek Baum Corporation is for you.
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